New Package to Restart Britain


Until the election of Jeremy Corbyn as the new Labour leader, none of the breakfast cereal packages on offer from any of the main political supermarket chains came even close to cutting the muster. They all had too many synthetic ingredients, fake sweeteners, toxic PFI debts. Not enough fresh, real political food, preferably organic. They claim to cut costs for the tax payer, but sometimes it is cheaper to pay a bit more for a better product.

‘Real Labour’ under Jeremy Corbyn (who as a vegetarian is obviously aware of the importance of ingredients), seems to be serious about throwing out the artificial additives and toxins in the political ‘junk food’ we have had to put up with for so long. They are even asking for ideas from their supporters!

The Corbyn Effect includes throwing out the rubbish
The Corbyn Effect includes throwing out the rubbish

The following ideas come from non-aligned think tank ‘The Committee On Preparing For The End Of Now Forever’:

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Close the Banks

Close the Banks

Close the banks, and repeal the slavery laws,
it’s your money and your life.

Close the banks, before they make summer too expensive,
before spring is extinct.

Close the banks, they are a Vampire Death Cult,
Drakula is alive and well, in a branch near you.

Close the banks, and ‘abolish capital punishment;
the people have always been punished by capital’.

Close the banks, ‘their’ capital is our time on earth,
the amassed toil of generations, stolen without pity,
we have enough laundries that don’t work.

Close the banks, the Politicians Pimps,
the Multinational Vandals,
the Stooges of the Rate of the Dollar.
They make deals with genocidal murderers.

Close the banks, and open your hearts!
The money has all gone, so join the real economy

Close the Banks, this is one debt we owe ourselves.

schmook Paris 1984