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		<title>BP Fails &#8216;Booming School&#8217; as Hurricanes Threaten to Dump Oil Slick on USA in Tar Ball Storms</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/831</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 23:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;Booming School&#8217; is where thousands of US oil workers are trained in the correct way to set up the &#8216;booms&#8217; used to  protect coastlines from major oil spills. If done correctly the technique can be very successful. This video shows that BP is doing the booming supposed to protect the Gulf Coast completely wrong. It [...]]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;Booming School&#8217; is where thousands of US oil workers are trained in the correct way to set up the &#8216;booms&#8217; used to  protect coastlines from major oil spills. If done correctly the technique can be very successful. This video shows that BP is doing the booming supposed to protect the Gulf Coast <em>completely wrong</em>. It is enough to make anyone use bad language (warning this video contains swearing).</p>
<p><strong>Hurricanes may dump BP oil all over the USA</strong></p>
<p>The Hurricane season starts on June 1st, and US climate experts expect it to be “active to extremely active”. It is likely that any Hurricane that hits the Gulf of Mexico in the next few months will scoop up the BP oil along with the water and dump it all over America in storms of raining tar balls. There will also the storm surges caused by the hurricanes which will force the oil pollution further inland.</p>
<p>8 &#8211; 14  hurricanes are expected this year, of which 3 &#8211; 7 could be major according to a <a href="http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2010/20100527_hurricaneoutlook.html">forecast</a> just released by the main US climate agency National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA).</p>
<p>&#8220;If this outlook holds true, this season could be one of the more active on record,&#8221; said Jane Lubchenco, NOAA&#8217;s administrator.</p>
<p>NOAA&#8217;s <a href="http://www.cpc.noaa.gov/products/outlooks/hurricane.shtml">2010 Atlantic Hurricane Season Outlook</a> report gives special mention to the risk of hurricanes in the Gulf of Mexico this year:</p>
<blockquote><p>Historically, all above normal seasons have produced at least one named storm in the Gulf of Mexico, and 95% of those seasons have at least two named storms in the Gulf. Most of this activity (80%) occurs  during August-October. However, 50% of above normal seasons have had at least one named storm in the region during June-July.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Gordon Brown Resigns, East Enders to Follow</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/802</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 20:24:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ibogaine: Root of Hope</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/800</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 14:59:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>world markets friday</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/796</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 22:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[credibility crunch]]></category>

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		<title>dow jones crash live commentary</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/793</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 09 May 2010 22:15:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Is David Cameron on Ibogaine?</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/791</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 12:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dub Pistols Ganja Video</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/781</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 05:32:12 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[cannabis]]></category>

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		<title>Winter 2009 &#8211; No Swimming</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/774</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 03:15:14 +0000</pubDate>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_773" class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 485px"><a href="http://schmoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/noswimmingsm-1.jpg"><img class="size-full wp-image-773  " title="noswimmingsm-1" src="http://schmoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/noswimmingsm-1.jpg" alt="" width="475" height="356" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">It was too cold to ignore big brother.</p></div>
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		<title>My Friend the Swan</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/754</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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<p><a href="http://schmoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1710200916344.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-764" title="171020091634" src="http://schmoo.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/1710200916344.jpg" alt="" width="560" height="420" /></a></p>
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		<title>bbc down confirmed</title>
		<link>http://schmoo.co.uk/archives/744</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Nov 2009 03:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The whole BBC website has gone off the internet and has been for several hours now. But almost nobody is mentioning it. Here at the safehouse data center deep beneath central London we immediately activated code red when the first episode of the new Spooks series suddenly evaporated. A massive internet glitch seems to have [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M7syfSkg-e8/SvJK0MOQHMI/AAAAAAAABeI/kCmZr3319Z0/s1600-h/bbc.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 90px; height: 45px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_M7syfSkg-e8/SvJK0MOQHMI/AAAAAAAABeI/kCmZr3319Z0/s400/bbc.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5400461163665300674" /></a><br />The whole BBC website has gone off the internet and has been for several hours now. But <a href="http://www.wirefresh.com/bbc-website-suffers-major-outage-in-the-uk/">almost</a> nobody is mentioning it. Here at the safehouse data center deep beneath central London we immediately activated code red when the first episode of the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00ntg2c/Spooks_Series_8_Episode_1/">new Spooks series</a> suddenly evaporated. A massive internet glitch seems to have occurred for a few minutes during which a number of UK websites became unavailable, including the BBC which remains down. If they do not fix this by the morning the whole world will see a big internet crater where the BBC once was.</p>
<p>This is how the world would be if Murdock and his vile friends in the Tory Party had their way: <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/media/tv-radio/tories-threaten-to-tear-up-lord-reiths-bbc-legacy-1805627.html">Tories threaten to tear up Lord Reith&#8217;s BBC legacy.</a> </p>
<p>• Update (AM 5th Nov): BBC back, there are suggestions that the BBC&#8217;s problems may be with one of their internet service providers <a href="http://www.akamai.com/stateoftheinternet/">Akamai</a> while a <a href="http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/11/05/bbc_website_problems/">brief statement</a> from the BBC blames &#8220;network problems&#8221;.</p>
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